一、Chollima often， but not always a mother.千里马常有，而母千里马不常有。

二、Alone in a foreign country as a stranger， every time I work overtime I miss my relatives. 独在异乡为异客，每逢加班倍思亲。

三、In another one hundred years， I will grow into a towering green onion.再过一百年，我也会长成参天大葱。

四、When I'm looking for someone to worship， I'll look in the mirror.想找人崇拜的时候，我会去照镜子。

五、A flash of sparkling crystal， all the sky is a fox.一闪一闪亮晶晶，满天都是狐狸精。

六、Salary is like an example， and you're stupid if you don't nete a month.工资就像例假，一月不来你就傻眼。

七、Sometimes， it is better to be less than one's heart.有时候，与其多心，不如少根筋。

八、I will always like you， as long as you have been handsome.我会一直喜欢你，只要你一直帅下去。

九、I think the earth is very dangerous. I want Mars.我觉得地球好危险，我想火星了。

十、You are so beautiful that you have countless blind men to bow.你长得如此多娇，引无数瞎子竞折腰。

十一、My future son， tell me your father's direction.我未来的儿子，快告诉我你爹的方向。

十二、I'm not tall because I've got fear of heights!我长不高，是因为我得了恐高症！

十三、I'm not a bone. I can't let every dog run after it.我不是骨头，不能让每条狗都追着跑。

十四、I let the old lady red lips， teach you a lesson.我让老太太抹红嘴唇，给你点颜色看看。

十五、I just want to turn gracefully， and I want to hit the wall.我只想优雅转身，不料华丽撞墙。

十六、The sky does not leave a trace of birds， but I have gone through!天空不留下鸟的痕迹，但我已飞过！

十七、To explain is to cover up， to cover up is to make up a story.解释就是掩饰，掩饰就是编故事。

十八、Time does not always bring love， but children are born.日久不一定会生情，但一定会生孩子。

十九、An innate small person with a long narrow tip of the forehead.天生一副小人相，额尖面窄嘴舌长。

二十、We are all stupid， but I play the fool， you are so silly.我们都很傻，可我是装傻，你是真傻。